Wise words to live by:
"Remove Mr Blobby's head and you'll find Noel Edmonds inside.
Remove Noel Edmonds' head and it's arterial blood spurting up the wall, screaming kiddiewinks and getting tasered the police."
Essentially, if you're going to murder celebrities (and we do not advise this course of action), make sure you don't knock their heads off in front of the kiddiewinks. Think of the kiddiewinks.
4 comments:
Aargh Edmonds!
A Mr Blobby suit filled with wasps...
lol
Whatever you might say about the 'Edmonds Monster' he was always nicely coiffured and turned out. Now you could never say that about the abomination that is Shane McGowan. Nice teeth by the way- and I'm not talking Edmonds.
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